Where does one put the massive tomes of knowledge with which the brain, a metaphorical elastic sponge, soaks up and expands to accomodate more knowledge? I dunno, how about a malleable rubber ...

Here's a bad idea: Take the weakest kind of bike lock -- the plastic covered cable -- and turn it into a bike rack. That's the idea behind the Tulip Fun Fun, an "elastic and safe rack resembling a ...