I mean, I can swim. But what I do in a pool feels more like ... my kicks were too wide and slow. Slower kicks mean less propulsion and, once again, a tendency to sink. Start by swimming a lap ...

Pan's bizarre win, in a world-record time of 46.40 seconds - 1.08 seconds ahead of Chalmers - in a pool judged slow because it ... questioned when they swim fast, but no one dares to question ...