Honestly? I’m not even mad. That game was fun. I mean, yeah! Absolutely! The Kraken are still stuck in Florida, as they have a game against the Panthers in Sunrise to conclude the road trip at 3pm PT.

The season has begun, and already plenty of teams are looking around both at themselves and their fellow conference-mates with the indescribable feeling of “what are you, really?” With ...

Alright. The time for fun and games is over. Time for another real tough test. The Tampa Bay Lightning are an awful lot like the Tampa Bay Rays in that they somehow manage to find guys who turn ...

To riff off of Saturday Night Live character Stefon, this game had everything. First NHL goals, penalty shots, a forward and a goalie pushing and shoving each other, overtime, and a shootout.

Today’s opponent…is ass. I wish I could dress it up better, but Rick Tocchet’s 2026-27 Philadelphia Flyers are hot, sweaty, swampy ass the likes of which almost has to be seen to be believed.

Did you see how empty that building was by the end of the game? Oh my god it looked/sounded like the inside of a tomb in there for stretches. A tomb with an ice rink. And players.

Thanks, Logan! The Kraken’s eastern conference roadie continues with a Tuesday night tilt against Flames East; the Philadelphia Flyers. That game will be at 4pm PT. We’ll see you there!

And now they’re putting it all into motion with the 2026-27 season. The Seattle Torrent, who maybe didn’t have the best opening season (who in Seattle ever does), released their schedule for the ...

Jacob Melanson left the Kraken’s October 1st game against Calgary due to an upper body injury, and we did not have a clear idea of what took him out…and today, the Kraken revealed that ...

After four-five games, the kid gloves come off. A team from Seattle faces another coastal elite team that has an aging star or two boosted by the kind of embarrassment of riches of a supporting ...

Sometimes it’s all about the bounces. No rest for the wicked, the Kraken are at it again tonight against the Calgary Flames. That game starts at 5 pm PT. See you then! And remember Keep ...

Well! I hope you enjoyed a fairly even, strong performance against an Albertan Team! Maybe even would like to see a repeat tonight? Well tough. You’re in the Warp now, buddy. There is NOTHING ...