Here I was, all excited to reach the last track. If you think I’m going to sit here and objectively review all 11 minutes of ...
Because there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating this Labor Day weekend, why not at least make a little bit of noise to ...
For this week's Disgruntled Dad Reviews, Dave Mustcomplain finds himself reviewing the Gorod album, and maybe even liking it ...
On this week's MetalSucks column with John Goblikon, he asks the age old question from any seasoned metalhead: why aren't ...
With multiple new metal vinyl releases hitting the shelves this week, here are our picks for those whose emo phase never died ...
This week's 'Do I Suck?' touches on how a festival setting apparently doesn't do any good for what sounds like an already fraught friendship.
You know the saying about the law of attraction? Yeah, well, looks like one band decided, ‘Hey, maybe we should rerelease this LP,’ and that one band ended up being pretty much all of them. And – get ...
No! No no no! Marilyn Manson? Are you fucking kidding me, MetalSucks? If there’s one thing us good, God-fearing Christians fear, it’s that vile, filth-ridden corrupter of American society. It’s a good ...
Smokey Goretooth reporting for duty with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP sucks ...
Alright, I’ve completely given up hope that MetalSucks is going to assign me a good goddamn album to review. They’re just going to keep pitching yesterday’s partially digested release in my direction, ...
There’s almost no point in even writing an introduction for this one – regardless of what is written, prog fans will already have a four-paragraph rebuttal ready and waiting before I’ve even sent this ...
OK, I just got back from the MetalSucks office, and some words were exchanged regarding my displeasure over the albums they’ve been having me cover as of late. Things got a little heated, and I’ll ...